Pope Francis EXCOMMUNICATES APOSTLE Paul

… “We regret to announce Saint Paul is no longer a member of the Catholic Church,”

a statement from The Vatican reads.

“Paul’s problematic teachings

on so-called traditional families and women

have no place in modern Catholicism”

… “We regret we placed this deeply misogynistic and homophobic man on a pedestal for 2,000 years”,

said Francis to reporters.

… “Forbidding women from preaching,

condemning homosexuality”

… “I’m literally shaking just thinking about it

Paul’s continued defiance of modern Catholic sensibilities will no longer be allowed”

… the Pope had announced an additional inquiry against Saint Peter on the Apostle’s continued insistence that people repent of their sins

 

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